church girl

somerandomgit:

welcometothemaxipad:
theuntoaster:
sergle:
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van

UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist

USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Is this…shipping discourse?
Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

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What the actual hell is happening in Yashahime lol

I’m really so fucking proud of Trinity’s run on All Stars. I’ve been a fan since season 6, and she accomplished so much!!!!

simena:

Alfons MUCHA

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I don’t read fan fiction, but I am a Swiftie, and I think that’s basically the same thing

Lemme get my clown nose………….

aliciarose-art:

Usagi and Yusuke crossover!!!

bisexual-eponine:
“Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera: a mystery never fully explained. We are told, ladies and gentlemen, that this is the very chandelier that figures in that famous disaster. Perhaps we may even...

bisexual-eponine:

Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera: a mystery never fully explained. We are told, ladies and gentlemen, that this is the very chandelier that figures in that famous disaster. Perhaps we may even frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination.
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL (2011) dir. Nick Morris, Laurence Conner

evilscientist3:

Women in STEM (Sleepiness, Time for bed, Extremely comfy sheets, Mattresses)

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brucebocchi:

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